How to Get Kids to Hate Homework - in Seven Easy Steps

Mar 18, 2010

How to Get Kids to Hate Homework - in Seven Easy Steps How to Get Kids to Hate Homework - in Seven Easy Steps

  1. Begin assigning homework early in the child's school career. The younger the child, the better.
  2. Assign a task that is rote and tedious - for example, copying out words for a spelling test or memorizing number facts.
  3. Make sure they are expected to do this repetitive task daily.
  4. Change the expectations - only slightly - every two weeks.
  5. Continue steps 1 through 4 for 189 days.
  6. For extra impact, make the homework expectations bleed into at least one day of the weekend.
  7. Convince the child that tedious homework will teach them to become good citizens and workers of the future. This will give the child a feeling that the homework they hate will never end.

The homework is still fresh and fun

Week 1-10: All is new. The child enjoys their new task.
Their work is neat and easy to read.
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homework help

Week 11 - 20: Notice the sloppiness, the scratching out, the experimenting with writing styles - the boredom is starting to set in. The 7 steps are starting to take effect! image

homework is getting frustrating

Week 21 - 35: Look at those deliberate holes in the paper. Look at the obvious frustration! An example of a successful implementation of the 7 steps. image

the child is totally frustrated with their homework assignments